My fear now is of cliche, of complacency, of not being able to feel authenticity in myself and those around me. - John Hawkes

What's wrong with policemen on television these days? They're always complete opposites. One's of them fat and poor, the other one's thin and posh. One of them's a woman, the other one's a Martian. One of them has four heads, one of them's allergic to heads. - Inspector Fowler, The Thin Blue Line