Gollum: We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False!
Smeagol: No. Not master.
Gollum: Yes, precious. False. They will cheat you, hurt you, LIE.
Smeagol: Master’s my friend!
Gollum: You don’t have any friends. Nobody likes you!
Smeagol: Not listening, I’m not listening.
Gollum: You’re a liar and a thief.
Smeagol: No.
Gollum: Mur-der-er.
Smeagol: Go away!
– The Lord of the Rings